He Can Do Better

October 14, 2014

9pm
“I don’t sleep with 6’s,” he declares
Zero shots; he can do better.

10pm
“Okay she’s like, a 6.5,” he says
Two shots; his night has started.

11pm
“Damn, look at that 8,” he yells
Four shots; his vision blurred.

12am
“What I would do to that 9,” he croons
Six shots; his judgment clouded.

1am
“I’m going home with a 10,” he slurs
Eight shots total; his balance nonexistent.

7am
Had to go. That was fun.” he wrote
Zero shots; he can do better.

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  • Paruyr Pushkin

    Nice!